The satisfaction of opening up the door that does not have a lion behind it.
Trying to decide something? Ask a specific yes or no question and let Galdazar decide.
When you see the answer, check your gut. Happy with the answer or not? Galdazar is seldom wrong because you already know the answer.
GALDAZAR
Because you already know the answer.
14” x 18” x 26”
Carved plaster, plastic, acrylic paint, Oklahoma red mud, polymer clay, magic 8 ball.
$300
(or free to any perch in a well-trafficked and/or disreputable establishment.)
Void where prohibited by law. ~. No animals were harmed in the making of Galdazar. ~. Any similarities to persons living and/or dead is purely coincidental. ~. To avoid suffocation, keep Galdazar away from children. ~. Do not dry clean. Hand wash only. Lay flat to dry. ~. Choking hazard. ~. Does not contain lead, asbestos or high fructose corn syrup. ~. Consult your physician if you experience itching, burning or tingling sensations. ~
GLADAZAR MAY CONTAIN NUTS ~
Void where prohibited by law. ~. No animals were harmed in the making of Galdazar. ~. Any similarities to persons living and/or dead is purely coincidental. ~. To avoid suffocation, keep Galdazar away from children. ~. Do not dry clean. Hand wash only. Lay flat to dry. ~. Choking hazard. ~. Does not contain lead, asbestos or high fructose corn syrup. ~. Consult your physician if you experience itching, burning or tingling sensations. ~ GLADAZAR MAY CONTAIN NUTS ~